Shorty...?

Take it like a man, shorty!

A sketch comic of sorts that I wanted to do for a while since I first saw this chart.

Engie's in trouble, now!

Darn.

As you probably have guessed by now, I have a thing for height and height variance, both of the mundane and fantastic variety. While this is nowhere near fantastic, this sort of situation still tickles me in that unique way to the point that I wanted to make a comic about it, but I never got to do so on account of... well... blah.

I tried to pack in as much of the classes as I could, and I had to use plenty of reference to get them to look decent. All nine of them are in there, it's just that a few of them are obscured by the larger classes. If any of them seem taller than they should... um... they're standing on their tippy-toes. Yeah, that should stick...

Note that the Scout is the only one actively threatening violence against the Engineer, on account of he's been called "tiny" by the others long enough, and to be called that by some squat little Texan is the straw that broke the camel's back! Heavy's just shaking his fist because that's his anger schtick.

Of course, I'm well aware of the jokes that come out of this, mainly of the Engineer having something to compensate for his shortness, but do not mention those jokes here for God's sakes!

Incidentally, since Sniper is the tallest class (second only to the Heavy, though the big guy squats and slouches from being so top-heavy), that's sorta one of the reason's he's my favorite, but don't quote me on that...

All characters/classes are from Team Fortress 2 (TF2), copyright to the VALVe Corporation.