Sergeant Plushie: Restuffed

Another TF2 Monster idea.

Not a meme, not trying to be a meme, and not trying to be the next Painis Cupcake.

However, it is the Soldier, but...

Obviously, this monster's heavily based upon Peeter & Onirik's Sergeant Plushie, the cutest, and most lethal, video game plush doll that ever was wielded by a maniac of an overly patriotic military man. (Okay, that's not necessarily true...)

Not too original, I admit, but I was watching much too much Twilight Zone this one time, and I came up with this scenario...

Sergeant Plushie more likely than not has a mind of its own, one that, while mostly congruent with that of its possessor, demands to be the brains of the operation, the one directly doing the killing, as opposed to just being used to kill his opponents. One day, however, Ol' Stitch got his chance when, out of sheer boredom, the gods of mindmushery and weirdom (the ones that made the Scoldier) decided to grant the little doll his wish, and with a painful soul-swap, Plushie was life-size and mobile, with his human counterpart made lifeless, miniaturized, and stuck on a stick.

Sgt. Plushie's strengths are that, as a living doll, he's nearly unkillable, made of non-flammable materials and stuffed with hatred for humankind (and nondescript "fluff"). No bones to break, no blood to bleed, and no time to muck around. Anybody standing in his way, whether it be the maggots on the other team, or the maggots in his own, will get hurt/dead/good'n'dead.

Oh, he also has button eyes. Sorry, koumpounophobics.

His plush/plastic weaponry may look flimsy and cutesy, but it's just as deadly as his human counterpart's artillery. I didn't draw a rocket launcher, but it would look like one of those NERF toys to match the day-glo foam rocket.

The only way to restore the true Soldier back to normal size and Plushie back to silly doll form is to restore their souls with "forbidden technology" (played by a heavily modified version of the Engineer's Wrangler)... They have to be at a close proximity to make it work, however, and the last thing that Plush-meister (YES) wants is to return to being an immobile weapon. He'd rather die (without respawn!) than give up the chance to personally claw down a maggot's throat and tear out his very soul. He even hates fellow Soldiers because they remind him of his former owner.

Sergeant Plushie belongs to Peeter & Onirik.
Soldier belongs to Team Fortress 2 and VALVe.
I just cooked up this idea for amusement purposes.

Reminder: Not a meme, not trying to be a meme, just makin' bacon monsters for lulz.